CW: this will be a disgusting post. Bowels, intestine, stuff.
Also CW for Elon Musk


One of the things I cannot shake away from my mind is the thought that Elon Musk's digestion is for sure fucked up right now with everything going on. You know, basic somatizing.

So we here we are with two scenarios, both equally hilarious for me.

The first one is Elon Musk being literally unable to shit, keeping everything bottled and suffering constantly from his body tearing him up from the inside.

The second one is Elon Musk being unable to control himself and his system, and having to constantly interrupt serious meeting to avoid shitting his pants.



Sorry for sharing this, I had to get it out of my mind.

Avete fatto colazione stamani?

Did you remember to take your anxiety today?

Literally me right now with my flatmate and cat

Me thinking about my middle aged gay child. Miss him

The mod team @ some of your takes

I discussed it so many times, I pinned a meme about it, I put it in the bio.

What does a girl have to do to get rid of Potterheads? Do you need me to make a spell out of it?

🪄Cacciamus terfimus, male morieris!🪄

I would literally choose an embryo over the Rowling and that's speaking volumes

Bologna fuorisede vibes

It's a repost but it's GOLD