Gave my flatmate a Pocket Coffee box so they can reward me with one every time I fulfill a task.

Sorry, anxiety and laundry, cannot hear you over the sound of cartoon soundtracks and escapism

A thousand miles but the piano gets faster every time I think about dirty laundry

Thanks campy mic for believing in me

Tfw you have been asleep for hours and then you wake up and are in bed lying down under the blankets and it's raining outside 🥰

Fun date ideas: put a bomb in Elon Musk's Tesla or whatever

Fun ideas: anxiety

This is the last call, gather your best memes, the homophobic gay holiday is almost here!
Give your pal a present and then go to super hell for it yay