Me, to my doctor: honestly, I don't feel like paranoia is a symptom I can say I experience powerfully during my manic episodes


Me, to the cat: are you mad at me? Or are you disappointed? I couldn't handle if you were disappointed in me, I'm doing my best, you know it. Oh, you were just dozing off, I guess...

Can someone explain Italian politics lore to me?
The plot has become repetitive and the characters are way too exaggerated to be realistic, so I stopped following the news.

I need to buy this to @queerdump

This keeps popping up on my ads and I honestly think it's one of the reasons I haven't been able to sleep lately

So true

Is it bad I feel empathy towards the bots that try to enter the group and get automatically banned?

A fucking meme

Bologna be like

Do people who don't like sparkling water actually have emotions or do they just fool us all?

I realized I am cis for the sole purpose of becoming a femme fatale*


*that's my journey, you can be a femme fatale by being any gender you are

Accurate and relatable