New achievement: we all outlived Striscia la notizia

Reward: I said we all outlived Striscia la notizia, just take a win

I am no worse than any USian so why can they watch Hadestown at the movie theatre while I can only swing from a huge dick as if it was a fucking chandelier

Pov: you told me you're reading Dungeon Crawler Carl

If you're in the US and you hate me, go watch this little marvel and revel in the knowledge that I cannot do the same because they are not showing it anywhere else but your silly country
If you don't hate me, well, don't you trust my judgement enough to give it a shot?

https://youtu.be/fb94N1osp64