Me and my gf (the moon) holding hands

So real now that I am reading so much about his divorce

Sorry this is happening to you, Jerkboy

I'm doing it 4 u senshi

My one and only toxic trait is that whenever someone has mononucleosis I assume they're secretly a werewolf

"Just ask chat"
Chiavt a mammt

Babe, wake up, it's rereading the dystopian classics of my teenage years summer