Yes queen, the mail you're waiting for definitely came in during those 30 seconds in which you weren't checking, refresh the page again

The reactions to this meme made me realize I am old

The bar for men gets lower and lower

Hello, do you like my posts?

I'm not bottoming for any of you tho

9/11 miku

Threatens Imao

TIL the 9/11 rescue dogs became so depressed finding only dead bodies, rescue workers had to stage fake rescues to boost their morale [source, comments]

Vrum