Us???

Shout out to Louis de Point du Lac for being like extremely depressed and suicidal and then being like hell yeah I should definitely get turned into a vampire and then realising eternal life was a mistake (who would have guessed) and unsuccessfully trying to kill himself

Waking me up be like

Reminder: when you go like "Nooooo I don't wanna be mean to the cute robot" you're playing their game. The bots are not cute by accident, don't confuse empathy with gullibility and don't get manipulated by corporations who are not cute at all despite what they might look like