Balanced diet of hating myself on even days and hating the world on odd days

Coffee machine that last time took my money without giving me water and this time gave me a cup without coffee in it you're my enemy and I'll fucking kick you

Happy Sufjan Stevens day to whoever is depressed enough to celebrate it

Teacher asking me where I'm from and then going like "Oh one of my best friends is from there" and it's my crush from teenage years

(this crush disappeared after I saw a video of him putting his head in the toilet)

Maybe My Melody really is my fursona since her popularity this year is way lower than in the past

I gotta say
We have too many Italians in our gc, but at least we don't have the "nooooo you're cooking it wrong" insufferable Italians (they should seek help)

Thanks, I needed that