I have absolutely no context for this btw

You don't get it this kitten is just like me it could heal me

Apparently if a store sells it for more you can call them and snitch on the store

Girlhood is a spectrum and to me it's Sarah Michelle Gellar

To ease the melancholy

Balanced diet of hating myself on even days and hating the world on odd days

Coffee machine that last time took my money without giving me water and this time gave me a cup without coffee in it you're my enemy and I'll fucking kick you

Happy Sufjan Stevens day to whoever is depressed enough to celebrate it

Teacher asking me where I'm from and then going like "Oh one of my best friends is from there" and it's my crush from teenage years

(this crush disappeared after I saw a video of him putting his head in the toilet)