Does anyone else often think about that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly interview in which they stated they had the "You smell like weed" "I am weed" dialogue? No? Just me?

Eggplants are so much tastier than penises

If you disagree you just can't cook

❌ the grind
✅ this

She's literally made of flour LOOK AT HER

Absolutely mild take: if you want a "loyalty test" for your significant other then you should just break up

It seems I am now the bitter enemy of @prettyposting, how the turns have tabled

Enemies to lovers 😳

🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧ Reminder to resist rainbow washing
Ofc you can and should buy merch if that helps you feel better, but resist the temptation of buying it from big corporations that never once said a word about queer people during the other months, and instead choose to support small artists or for cheaper options corporations that have queer related stuff all year round

(for the latter, flying tiger comes to mind, but feel free to drop suggestions)