I wish I was a Pokémon no work just pika pika and bullying kids

We are thirteen in the group now does it mean I'm gonna smooch someone, kiss them and then become a goddess? Noice

From The Good Place Shirtposting

When I found myself in times of trouble,
the spirit of the goddess Athena herself comes to me
speaking words of wisdom:
"You can't be racist towards white people,
you can't be cisphobic or straightphobic cause those things do not exist"

I got my period, so if you think reverse racism/sexism/whatever is real, just please yeet yourself. I'm too much in pain to entertain your bullshit.
Send prayers and chocolate