Sta uscendo il film di Ennio Doris direttore di Mediolanum e per me grande shock cognitivo perché ero CONVINTA che Ennio Doris non fosse una persona vera ma una sorta di berlusconiano Ronald McDonalds inventato per le pubblicità

"Che mascotte possiamo usare per una banca che si chiama come Milano in latino?"
"Beh chiaramente Berlusconi biondo"

Me: you can't do straight washing of something that's already straight

Beyoncé: hold my blood diamonds

🎨: Shmeckdoesstuff

Join your hands in prayer cause it's pizzussy night

Some of you might wonder, especially in the comments

if I put a maid dress on, will I clean my house better?
No you won't. I put one on yesterday and all I did was girlrot panic and look pretty

Happy Easter from the eepiest babe

I was told it's my energy and I need to step it up and live up to this

This is an extremely long shot, but does anyone know if it's possible to watch the original ending to the 1986 movie Pretty in pink?
(The test audience boooed it so much they had to put together another finale in like one day, sadly at the expenses of the main characters growth)

Pov: you just told us you like Easter better than Christmas

I was sad until I opened Telegram and posted a dog called Chocolate Milk and I think you should look at him