Jeff Goldblum invented Tumblr Sexyman before Tumbrl even existed
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list of ways to suddenly gain many followers on telegram (incomplete):
-interact with hornyposting once
-post about how cursed koala paws are
-zir0day (deprecated, no longer feasible)
-interact with hornyposting once
-post about how cursed koala paws are
-zir0day (deprecated, no longer feasible)
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Forwarded from Grannel zir0 (Skeleton leader)
Cryptid day is a thing
What should I do: putting all my stuff into the luggage since I'm leaving in less than 24 hours
What I am doing: badly singing Think of me from the Phantom of the opera to the unbothered cat while crying a bit
What I am doing: badly singing Think of me from the Phantom of the opera to the unbothered cat while crying a bit
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Me: Think of the things we'll never do, there will never be a day when I won't think of you
Loki: big yawn
Loki: big yawn
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People who are like "Tuxedo Mask never does anything he just shows up" really don't get Sailor Moon
It's her show and her fights. She doesn't need a man to do stuff for her, she needs someone on the sidelines reminding her she can do it and she has all of the power she needs
It's a good metaphor, actually. Next time you want to waltz in and white knight for someone, ask yourself: "What would Tuxedo Mask do? Fight this battle or remind the people actually fighting it that they can do it and I believe in them?"
It's her show and her fights. She doesn't need a man to do stuff for her, she needs someone on the sidelines reminding her she can do it and she has all of the power she needs
It's a good metaphor, actually. Next time you want to waltz in and white knight for someone, ask yourself: "What would Tuxedo Mask do? Fight this battle or remind the people actually fighting it that they can do it and I believe in them?"
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