Today, I offer you clussy-themed warmups.
Tomorrow? Who knows.

My beige flag is that my taste in men was formed by shows I watched decades ago and while I refuse to rewatch them now I also refuse to change my opinion about those men and their rivals in the slightest

Tldr YES it's 2023 and I WILL judge you if you liked Dean better than Jess or Angel better than Spike

Your logic cannot hurt me cause I never use my brain

Trying to impress a woman in a straight relationship: "Oh yes, I too have an orgasm denial kink"

Unrelated but I'm suspicious of people with a high body count
It's not the sleeping with plenty of people part I have a problem with, it's the keeping the count part.
After a while you really have to commit to remember exactly how many people you have been with, you have to like write it down to not lose count and WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT THAT'S CREEPY

Sorry Astarion, this is the videogame man women want 💅

(it's me I'm women)