Today's frog

Uhm, no??? I did not cry while playing an Hello Kitty game??? Why are you assuming that?????? It's fake and it's ludicrous and it's offensive????? Smh at people sometimes

Ayo??

That's why we do what we do

We take IQ tests to have an excuse to drink sperm

TIL There existed a Roman Emperor whose face appears on just 2 ancient coins and we otherwise know absolutely nothing about [source, comments]

I have a nervous tummy ache and it's pouring outside so ofc I'm gonna spend my whole night twisting and turning in my bed while thinking about Silbannacus