Stuff to do today, if I manage to do the stuff I want to learn something on the ukulele, both things are very short like half a minute or so

Should I learn

A pirate's life
Happy music, the strumming looks a bit more complicated

To death we go
Strumming looks simpler, death is more relatable than being a pirate

Also, there's a song I like a lot
The lyrics say: "We knew the boy that went from Maude to Ted"
And I keep wondering
Is Ted a trans boy? Is the boy they are talking about bisexual and dated both of them?

I kept listening to the song
Not a clue
The boy was just "uncomplaining as a tree", that's neither cis or trans

There's also a girl in the song and she's apparently a bit of a bitch

I got my focus back and I'm using for the higher good which is complaining about the Wicked movie adaptation (not out yet but I complain with anticipation)

Rolling in my grave thinking about the perfect cast for the Barbie musical adaptation

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaª

Life is the ultimate Eldritch horror

Why are people not mad how do you manage to stay calm be ANGRY

Hello Jon
Apologies for the deception

We will never have back the Twitter who made the Tony the Tiger account close

I did not see stars cause it was cloudy but I saw several clouds that looked like puppies (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑

The world is ending [¬º-°]¬
So this is the perfect time (⌐■_■)
To use ascii emojis again (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ