❤️ Doing Whatever It Takes for a New BTC ATH

Hard work builds hard money 🚶‍♀️

😬 Standard Chartered Cuts BTC Hype in Half

Their BTC targets just got slashed hard. 2025 from $200K to $100K. ETF demand slower than expected. Corporate mega-buyers took a pause

Halving magic officially under review 😶

🥃 Eric Trump Launches Trump Vodka

Token? Check
Immigration programs Gold and Platinum? Check
Now the product lineup gets a new hero - Trump Vodka for $47.45 per 750ml

The Trump-verse expanding faster than memecoins 🤪

🤗 CZ: 2026 Could Be a Crypto Supercycle

And this time… yeah, we believe 🎧

🛑 Hacker Pumps Mubarakah Through Yi He’s WeChat

A hacker broke into Yi He’s WeChat account posted a fake promo for Mubarakah and the token instantly spiked. The hacker opened two new wallets spent 19 479 USDT to buy 21.16M Mubarakah then sold 11.95M for 43 520 USDT and still holds 9.21M worth 31K ending with a 55K profit

Wild how one hacked post can outperform half the market ✅

🏎️ Porsche and Lamborghini Start Accepting Crypto in Europe

Fintech firm Lyzi built on Tezos just enabled crypto payments at Porsche Centre Montpellier and Lamborghini Bordeaux letting buyers pay in BTC XTZ USDC EURC and more than 80 other assets while dealers instantly receive euros with zero volatility risk

So who’s ready to yeet their bags straight into a sports car 🕺

🎰 US Vice President JD Vance Accidentally Pumps Coin #67

Vance joked on X that his kid kept shouting “six-seven” in church and maybe America should make a tiny exception to the First Amendment and ban those numbers forever. Crypto heard “67” and instantly sent the meme coin flying

At this point even toddlers are moving markets 🤡

💞 Humans vs AI: Who Trades Better

Aster launched a tournament where 70 real traders with 10K deposits battle 30 AI agents powered by GPT DeepSeek Gemini Grok Claude Qwen Kimi and Ernie running until December 23 with live tracking on the site. Current standings: humans at 9.08 percent ROI with a top gain of 25 110 and total PNL of 63 580 while AI sits at 0.24 percent ROI top gain 618 and total PNL 741

Right now it’s not even close the humans are farming the robots 🔫

💸Vivek Ramaswamy Plans $500M Bitcoin Buy

Whales keep shopping 😎

💸 Michael Saylor Says Strategy Is Simple: Buy All the Bitcoin

Saylor says his company will keep scooping up as much BTC as possible effectively removing coins from the market to shrink supply and strengthen the network. Strategy just bought 10 624 BTC at around 90 615 per coin bringing their total to 660 624 BTC or roughly 3 percent of all Bitcoin ever created

At this rate Saylor isn’t bullish he’s trying to speedrun a supply crisis 🍷

🧐 Silk Road Wallets Wake Up After 13 Years

Three hundred fourteen old Silk Road wallets suddenly moved 3.5 million dollars worth of BTC to an unknown address after more than a decade of silence leaving 415.7 BTC still sitting on the balance

So was it ghosts hackers or just someone finally remembering a password 🧐

🥂 Gate pushing so many updates as always:

🔼STABLE + NIGHT daily check-ins - 1.5M STABLE raining just for showing up
🔼ETH OI +7.6% - leverage dial getting aggressively turned right
🔼Private Wealth report - quant funds green while the market pretends everything is fine
🔼Perp DEX new user bonuses - 20K USDT to subsidize fresh mistakes
🔼ALMANAK launch via CandyDrop + VIP upgrade - 500K ALMANAK for loyal users
🔼BountyDrop x Hipo Finance - another airdrop slot machine unlocked
🔼BeInCrypto crowns Gate #1 spot exchange 2025 - liquidity enjoyers validated
🔼Gate Ventures leads $1M into Goblin Finance - native LST yield layer arc begins
🔼Red Bull Trading Tour Year-End Sprint - 50K GT, zero barriers, full throttle
🔼Futures Points Airdrop #39 - >$38 per user, the faucet is unhinged
🔼Crazy Wednesday #16 - USDT, 50g gold bar, and 285% APR because realism is optional
🔼BeatSwap (BTX) spot listing - fresh ticker, fresh overtrading

Gate keeps building updates. The cycle is eternal ⌨️

🤗 GM!

📱 Trump Launches His Own Mobile Game

TrumpMeme and OpenLoot unveiled Trump Billionaires Club a mobile game where the in-game currency is the TRUMP memecoin and early players get a shot at a 1M dollar prize pool with preregistration already open

So is this gaming or just monetized politics on hard mode 👮

🏦 US Regulator Gives Banks the Green Light for Crypto

The top US banking regulator has officially allowed national banks to process crypto transactions opening the door for fully regulated on-chain banking

So is TradFi joining crypto or just surrendering to it 👍