I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad.
Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems 🤦🏽‍♂😅

@wild_pps

That awkward moment you can't understand what
somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times. 😂

@wild_pps

That moment when there's a spider on you, and you
suddenly turn into a black belt karate master 🥵

@wild_pps

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. 🙂

@wild_pps

Please!! Find me a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. ..open fr any suggestions 🧐

@wild_pps

That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto￾correct is like "I've got nothing man." 🤣🤣

@wild_pps

That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said. ..

@wild_pps

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway ..

@wild_pps

I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions ..😂

Covid Health tip: If you hold a can of beer in both hands, you can't touch your face. 👏👏👏👏

@wild_pps

Did you just fall?
No, I was checking if gravity still works. 🤦🏽‍♂

@wild_pps

I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. 🥲

@wild_pps

In English class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your friend is
singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.

@wild_pps

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. ..😂😂

@wild_pps

When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the
ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you.
Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my
way! 😅😅

@wild_pps

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. can't even stop smiling for awhile

@wild_pps

Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it😈

Object of fear~~Phobia
Beards--pogonophobia
Bed--clinophobia
Being looked at-scopoohobia
Blushing--erythrophobia
Church--eccleslophobia
Clouds--nephephobia
Computers--cyberphobia
Dirt--mysophobia
Dreams--oneirophobia
Drinks--potophobia
Eyes--ommetophobia
Fish--ichthyphobia
Food--sito/cibophobia
Hair--trichophobia
Home--oikophobia
Ice--cryrophobia


@dreamworth

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see. 😝