When u want to jump out ur window & u realize ur on the first floor , u won't die u would just end up with some injuries 🙍🏼‍♂🤦‍♂️🙎🏻‍♀🤦‍♀️, so unlucky with death too😅.
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When u said u want to be home alone & sleep , and now when ur home & u cant sleep b/c u slept the entire night 🤪 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️ Mr sleep get us ass right here, now!!!
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Some times life feels like chasing a chicken,...
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Where are you from ❓

If u saw a lion now , how would u react
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No body 😶

Mom: what are u doing at this hour

U: (‌° ‌ʖ ‌°) ofcourse studing🛏📱🧤, ur phone under blankate 🤣🤣, ur last year books upside down in front of u.

Mom: oww, don't stay that late.

U:（￣へ￣）dont worry ma😉
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Sb: When was the last time u studied
Me: YES 😶
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SB: what do u do for a living
Me: exist
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SB: what is ur future plan
Me: breathing air until I die
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What are friends for

If not for insulting u ,

& make ur life 🧐
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To my strange fellows out there

Don't worry u are not alone , count me in
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Some times I feel like I'm a kid chasing a butterfly😇
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My galary 🤠
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Watch the stars shine in my eyes when I look at my


dreams😉
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SB: what is ur favourite fruit
Me: straw berry
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