Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it...

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Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo...

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Natty:
How can you hurt someone with words?
Ans:
Hit them with a dictionary.

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered... was I drunk the entire relationship?

Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'? 

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I always knew I'd get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though. 

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I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious. ..

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I don't have gray hair, I have wisdom highlight. .👍👍😂

Pool rules: You're not allowed to do anything that begins with the words
'Hey everyone watch this!' 👌

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What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!

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At the end of the day life should ask us
"Are you sure you want to save the changes?"

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Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study...

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Amazing pictures®
Please Stay @home
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For more cross @Emurex @savage3400

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https://t.me/amazingpitures12

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten erteb..

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I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited...

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The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do...

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out....😅😅

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