The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. ..

@wild_pps

"What's that one thing you learned till now in your life?"_friend asked

"Never make someone your addiction,be it good or bad,because its difficult to handle ourselves when they leave."I said.

🙂🙂🙂

@Dreamworth

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be
Somewhere silent sipping smtn strong 😁😁

@wild_pps

Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double 😂😂

@wild_pps

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the
subject?' 😂😂

@wild_pps

Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads like in cartoons👀👀

@wild_pps

He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is slippery !" 😎

@wild_pps

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm sure u still going to keep looking 💪💪

@wild_pps

Can't reach it, don't need it 👏👏👏

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink. 

@wild_pps

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday ❓❓😂

@wild_pps

What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?
Don't look, I'm changing. 🤦🏽‍♂😂

@wild_pps

Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion.
Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion.
Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion.
Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight. 

@wild_pps

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired.

Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing....

@wild_pps

Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text...

@wild_pps

Those who snore always fall asleep first...

#facts
@wild_pps

Be kind to people, and if that's too much to ask for then just be weird to people. It's the least you can do...

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You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar...

@wild_pps

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.

#BernardBailey
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