Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...🤨🤨

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What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'

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The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

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Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it...

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Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo...

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Natty:
How can you hurt someone with words?
Ans:
Hit them with a dictionary.

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered... was I drunk the entire relationship?

Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'? 

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I always knew I'd get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though. 

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I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious. ..

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I don't have gray hair, I have wisdom highlight. .👍👍😂

Pool rules: You're not allowed to do anything that begins with the words
'Hey everyone watch this!' 👌

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What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!

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At the end of the day life should ask us
"Are you sure you want to save the changes?"

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Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study...

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Amazing pictures®
Please Stay @home
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For more cross @Emurex @savage3400

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https://t.me/amazingpitures12

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten erteb..

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I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited...

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The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do...

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