Learning common human behaviour through stalking or as I like to call it high-level surveillance
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Forwarded from bullshitting to all
have you felt so much at a point, you eyes start getting heavy and tongue stutters and your brain actually wanna burst in pieces? don't worry, i too haven't had this feeling before but what i feel is overwhelming disgust, it's like my intestine starts twirling and lungs wanna break free, it's a very depraved feeling you want to vomit but you cannot. sucks.
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I'm humming a tune under my lips and pouring hot water in my cup, then i remember a sentence and my stomach turns and my hand flinches and mouth tastes bitter and my throat burns a little from the acid in my stomach and i put the kettle back like i'm lifting a hundred kilograms worth of metal
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Not me sending them a care package of old-fashioned "love tokens" (– cheesy pictures, mixtapes of bad 80s power ballads, and love letters full of cringeworthy clichés.) Cuz they love life is strikingly boring beyond comparison
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FUCK romantic break ups have you ever entered different stages of life in a different time than your best friend so you eventually lose contact and one day you open your eyes and see yourself living in the past when she has already moved on? yeah me neither
"University projects are over!" He said with joys. then he was 68× much more busier.
when virginia woolf said “the only prescription for me is to have a thousand interests” she was sooo right, the best way to combat the human condition is to immerse deep into your obsessions.
I wanna be a lawyer:
"Man, I wish i could become a lawyer when i grow up so i could argue w people daily and get PAID for it"
"Man, I wish i could become a lawyer when i grow up so i could argue w people daily and get PAID for it"
Some people be like ruining your whole existence and confidence and then be like "I did everything for youuuu"