Life doesn't give you the people you want, it gives you the people you need: to love you, to hate you, to make you, to break you and to make you the person you were meant to be. So appreciate the ppl

Oh, darling, listen to me. If you ever, and I mean ever, find yourself feeling sad,depressed or angry, ugh, wanting to run away with your imaginary boyfriend to a desert island, lonely,and frustrated just order something. Seriously.

Nine times out of ten, you're just hungry. Grab those purse and run to the store. Buy some sweet,take yourself on date,read books,learn a new hobby.... If that doesn't work? Seriously, if you're still feeling all those negative vibes? You're probably possessed. Seriously. Call a priest. Or, like, five. Maybe throw in a shaman for good measure. Because that's definitely not you, darling. You're fabulous. It has to be demonic,a spirit or smth that took over you

If you relate so much to certain channels you and the 'owner' of that channel should book a therapy session 😉

Ugh, honestly, all this talk about "to-do lists" is just so draining. Like, who needs more things to do? It's exhausting just thinking about it.

Let's talk about what not to do, darling. Now, that's my kind of list.

Let's see...

• Definitely not going to any event with less than a three-figure guest list. Ew, peasants.(hate crowded place)
• Absolutely not wearing the same outfit twice... unless it's vintage, darling, and then it's called "curated."(told I slayed the outfit now I live wearing that outfit)
• Under no circumstances am I going to lower myself to touching public transportation. Ugh, germs.(another day getting fried by the sun it is then)
• And most importantly, I am definitely not going to spend a single second worrying about anything. That's what staff is for, darling!(I'm among the stuff if there are any confusion!)

Now, where did I put my platinum credit card? Oh ,wait I don't have one

#brainrot

I don't know my purpose in life but i sure do like sleeping.

I could erase you with a glare but I chose ignoring you, keep it that way for your own pathetic existence

"Are you one of those girls that take pictures of the sky" yeah every chance i get

if i like you, i would spam the shit out of your dms there's no turning back

I hope you think of me everytime harry potter is mentioned whether its the movies, books or anything even slightly related

Do i believe in love? I believe in suffocating obsession and sudden disinterest that's who I'm. And no he can't fix me

Whenever i find someone attractive i get cannibalistic urges. Maybe I'm one of the vampires from twilight?

The sign everyone was waiting to watch twilight again!

God wouldn't place a dream so big in your heart if you weren’t capable of making it real.

If I were granted three wishes, with the first one I would ask God to give me the right kind of heart, and I would answer the rest with that heart.

Well well well if it isn't Tobias

Y'all should tell me where you get all that energy from, like the sun ain't doing me any good

i’ll ghost you and still view your story idgaf this my phone

People are so pretty (until they realize they are pretty)

I am learning to say ' I love you' in different languages because who knows what my husband material nationality will be

○ I love you
○Te amo
○Je t'aime
○Ti amo
○Ich liebe dich
○ Aishiteru
○Wǒ ài nǐ

-special thanks to my buddy duolingo

moral of the story, some people are just pure unrefined shit and they know that, if you try to treat these specimens with unfamiliar care, it will repulse them and they will scurry away to the warm and familiar sewage hole. you can't fix people. you can't change their essence. Stop following the crowd cuz at this rate they gonna be telling you how to breathe