"She is on her period."

No, I just hate y'all

+ I like those bags, BTW

- Thanks, I'm dehydrated

Good girls watch horror movies and sleep peacefully

My humor has been broken for decades

Emily, the bride, is she the other woman, tho?(not hating Victoria)

male seahorse gets pregnant instead of - ahem* the female

So maybe in another universe, bae ✨️

For anyone losing sleep over February 14th, I got you!

We're gonna hang out, cram our pouches with rocks, and then stone every couple we see. Love hurts, let's make 'em feel it... literally. Sounds like a date then

So I am having 6 minutes of paranoia after not finding the dead body of a spider

What I'm watching at this hour:

You only speak a single line, yet it feels like a life sentence.

Maybe that's what writers do-
Maybe they exaggerate pain just so that you feel okay about what you're feeling.

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Choose a hobby :-

○ books
○ art(painting)
● throwing knives in mom's kitchen

Some people just straight-up smell like books 📚 It's like... what's going on there? Are you brewing a potion of knowledge? Baking a fresh batch of plot twists? Living an alter persona in that 2D world of yours?

Spill, book-smellers! What's cookin' in that cranium of yours...

Lemme get a sniff, I beg thee! I'm desperate to inhale your scent, oh ye bibliothecary! My brain cells are desperately clamouring for a hit of that sweet, sweet papyrus perfume.

For the sake of banishing this soul-crushing, beige-toned boredom that's currently gnawing at my very being... I'm open to suggestions. Preferably ones involving penguins, rain summoning dance, or any food item shaped like a dinosaur. Seriously, I'm this close to knitting a sweater for my cat (which I don't even have).

Some people can’t believe in themselves
Until someone else believes in them first

So be the first to believe in yourself