"I can fix him"

- Girl you are worse than him

Every weird girl needs her cat

BTW, Victor was the other woman on corpse bride

Touching grass isn't enough. I need to decompose and be one with it

"She is on her period."

No, I just hate y'all

+ I like those bags, BTW

- Thanks, I'm dehydrated

Good girls watch horror movies and sleep peacefully

My humor has been broken for decades

Emily, the bride, is she the other woman, tho?(not hating Victoria)

male seahorse gets pregnant instead of - ahem* the female

So maybe in another universe, bae ✨️

For anyone losing sleep over February 14th, I got you!

We're gonna hang out, cram our pouches with rocks, and then stone every couple we see. Love hurts, let's make 'em feel it... literally. Sounds like a date then

So I am having 6 minutes of paranoia after not finding the dead body of a spider