"I can fix him"

- Girl you are worse than him

Every weird girl needs her cat

BTW, Victor was the other woman on corpse bride

Touching grass isn't enough. I need to decompose and be one with it

"She is on her period."

No, I just hate y'all

+ I like those bags, BTW

- Thanks, I'm dehydrated

Good girls watch horror movies and sleep peacefully

My humor has been broken for decades

Emily, the bride, is she the other woman, tho?(not hating Victoria)

male seahorse gets pregnant instead of - ahem* the female