Daily dose of why nobody be leavin' the channel yet.... And i saw one of the subs i was stalking in my dream tf
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If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that.
Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice
Act 3 Scene 1
Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice
Act 3 Scene 1
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β beautiful boy, 2018,
Well, folks, I have some disturbing news. According to the latest researchβwhich, admittedly, I just made upβif you shed even a single tear during a cartoon film, you're basically a walking medical emergency.
I'm not talking about a sniffle during the emotionally manipulative opening scene of a Pixar movie where the puppy dies (we've all been there). I'm talking about full-on, sob-fest, Niagara Falls-level waterworks during, say, a particularly poignant episode of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Apparently, crying at cartoons is a telltale sign of a rare and highly contagious condition called 'Existential Cartoondria.'
So, if you find yourself tearing up during the next episode of Adventure Time, don't panic. Just seek help immediately. And for the love of all that is holy, stay away from YouTube conspiracy theories. And go into deep shit philosophy and base your life on it
I'm not talking about a sniffle during the emotionally manipulative opening scene of a Pixar movie where the puppy dies (we've all been there). I'm talking about full-on, sob-fest, Niagara Falls-level waterworks during, say, a particularly poignant episode of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Apparently, crying at cartoons is a telltale sign of a rare and highly contagious condition called 'Existential Cartoondria.'
So, if you find yourself tearing up during the next episode of Adventure Time, don't panic. Just seek help immediately. And for the love of all that is holy, stay away from YouTube conspiracy theories. And go into deep shit philosophy and base your life on it
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and remember kids! the next time that somebody tells you "the government wouldnβt do that!", oh yes they would.
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"you know, this place makes me wonder, which would be worse? to love as a monster or to die as a good man?"
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"one morning this sadness will fossilize and i will forget how to cry" i doubt it but whatever you say
What does it even mean to 'be you'? Is it a fixed essence, an unchanging soul that resides within, or is it a fluid, ever-shifting construct, shaped by our experiences, our relationships, and our interactions with the world?
If 'you' are a collection of memories, habits, and personality traits, then what happens when those things change? Does 'you' cease to exist? And if so, at what point does the transformation become so profound that you are no longer recognizable to those who know you best?
If 'you' are a collection of memories, habits, and personality traits, then what happens when those things change? Does 'you' cease to exist? And if so, at what point does the transformation become so profound that you are no longer recognizable to those who know you best?
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I'm getting to that old people stage where they say everything was better when they were young and these new stuff suck.
So, you decided to 'treat yourself' today? How lovely. Did you, by any chance, treat yourself to a slightly healthier coping mechanism, or did you go straight for the emotional equivalent of mainlining a triple-chocolate fudge sundae? Because, let's be honest, we all know which one it was. Oh, and please tell me all about the 'self-care' that involved spending three hours scrolling through Instagram and comparing yourself to people who have professional photographers documenting their every move. It sounds so relaxing.
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