Do you know what would actually heal me afamily sleep over.
Yes, a FAMILY SLEEPOVER.
It's weird, how close and far we seem sometimes. Like we're speaking different languages, living in different realities, connected only by the faint threads of shared DNA, childhood memories, and parenthood. It's not just the laughter,the gossip,the bad snacks, the late night conversation, or the lame movies,but the permission to be imperfect, to be vulnerable, to be loved unconditionally, even when we're at our most embarrassing, most flawed, most utterly human.
But would that really be enough? No
But a lockdown. I so wholeheartedly want it, and no phones.. No bathroom breakes *evil laugh*
Yes, a FAMILY SLEEPOVER.
It's weird, how close and far we seem sometimes. Like we're speaking different languages, living in different realities, connected only by the faint threads of shared DNA, childhood memories, and parenthood. It's not just the laughter,the gossip,the bad snacks, the late night conversation, or the lame movies,but the permission to be imperfect, to be vulnerable, to be loved unconditionally, even when we're at our most embarrassing, most flawed, most utterly human.
But would that really be enough? No
But a lockdown. I so wholeheartedly want it, and no phones.. No bathroom breakes *evil laugh*
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Daily dose of why nobody be leavin' the channel yet.... And i saw one of the subs i was stalking in my dream tf
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If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that.
Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice
Act 3 Scene 1
Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice
Act 3 Scene 1
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โ beautiful boy, 2018,
Well, folks, I have some disturbing news. According to the latest researchโwhich, admittedly, I just made upโif you shed even a single tear during a cartoon film, you're basically a walking medical emergency.
I'm not talking about a sniffle during the emotionally manipulative opening scene of a Pixar movie where the puppy dies (we've all been there). I'm talking about full-on, sob-fest, Niagara Falls-level waterworks during, say, a particularly poignant episode of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Apparently, crying at cartoons is a telltale sign of a rare and highly contagious condition called 'Existential Cartoondria.'
So, if you find yourself tearing up during the next episode of Adventure Time, don't panic. Just seek help immediately. And for the love of all that is holy, stay away from YouTube conspiracy theories. And go into deep shit philosophy and base your life on it
I'm not talking about a sniffle during the emotionally manipulative opening scene of a Pixar movie where the puppy dies (we've all been there). I'm talking about full-on, sob-fest, Niagara Falls-level waterworks during, say, a particularly poignant episode of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Apparently, crying at cartoons is a telltale sign of a rare and highly contagious condition called 'Existential Cartoondria.'
So, if you find yourself tearing up during the next episode of Adventure Time, don't panic. Just seek help immediately. And for the love of all that is holy, stay away from YouTube conspiracy theories. And go into deep shit philosophy and base your life on it
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and remember kids! the next time that somebody tells you "the government wouldnโt do that!", oh yes they would.
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"you know, this place makes me wonder, which would be worse? to love as a monster or to die as a good man?"
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