The phrase "You have time" is inherently deceptive. Time, after all, is not something that we possess. It's not a resource to be hoarded or spent. Instead, it's the very medium in which we exist, the canvas upon which we paint our lives. To say "you have time" is like saying "you have air." It's a statement of fact, but it doesn't capture the essence of the experience. The reality is that you are in time, constantly flowing through it, and the question isn't whether you have it, but what you do with it.

Does it make sense?

Dad: No

Did you tell your baby im your baby? If not haram aleykum

Adults,aka parents are such a weird creatures. I hope we get to become like them one day

Do you know what would actually heal me afamily sleep over.
Yes, a FAMILY SLEEPOVER.
It's weird, how close and far we seem sometimes. Like we're speaking different languages, living in different realities, connected only by the faint threads of shared DNA, childhood memories, and parenthood. It's not just the laughter,the gossip,the bad snacks, the late night conversation, or the lame movies,but the permission to be imperfect, to be vulnerable, to be loved unconditionally, even when we're at our most embarrassing, most flawed, most utterly human.


But would that really be enough? No

But a lockdown. I so wholeheartedly want it, and no phones.. No bathroom breakes *evil laugh*

Behold the only setting i have since the age of coming to birth

Is it good or bad? Read or not read?

Where do you even find people.

Yh. They are out of sale here

Daily dose of why nobody be leavin' the channel yet.... And i saw one of the subs i was stalking in my dream tf

If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. 

Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice
Act 3 Scene 1

— beautiful boy, 2018,

Lies

Well, folks, I have some disturbing news. According to the latest research—which, admittedly, I just made up—if you shed even a single tear during a cartoon film, you're basically a walking medical emergency.

I'm not talking about a sniffle during the emotionally manipulative opening scene of a Pixar movie where the puppy dies (we've all been there). I'm talking about full-on, sob-fest, Niagara Falls-level waterworks during, say, a particularly poignant episode of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Apparently, crying at cartoons is a telltale sign of a rare and highly contagious condition called 'Existential Cartoondria.'

So, if you find yourself tearing up during the next episode of Adventure Time, don't panic. Just seek help immediately. And for the love of all that is holy, stay away from YouTube conspiracy theories. And go into deep shit philosophy and base your life on it

No, the meme doesn't have a coded universal message. Only the cat memes do

and remember kids! the next time that somebody tells you "the government wouldn’t do that!", oh yes they would.