I should put "lived with 3 brothers" on my resume

A stray cat scratched me once,not out of cruelty, but because she refused to be left alone on the cold, unforgiving pavement.

Maybe that cat and I aren't that different.

wondering why everybody is staring at me (they can all hear the song I'm listening loud and clear...)

two cookies and a coke...living the dream

It's bold of you to even assume I slept in the first place

I'm going to either hold a grudge or a gun

You will eventually morph into your mother or father

Listen you can un-emo that dude in your function! I believe in your un-emo capability

And that's how I met your father,kids

why do i have the anger issues of an alcoholic 57 year old man who's wife doesn't love him

Rich ppl are sooooo stupid

I was born with unbounded hunger and an inconceivable desire to want more in the pits of my stomach, no amount of trivial grazing comfort will be able to tame me. It's all or nothing

Don't live a life that progressively rots away

Yes,I'm strong. I'm constantly fighting not to end every single word I say with 'whatever'