shoutout to my mother for teaching me how to be a woman even though i’m her son.

Who is up running on questionable decisions

Today, I wandered into the park, which lay silent and empty like a forgotten dream. Then, out of nowhere, a small family appeared—a couple with their little boy nestled safely between them. Each carried an ice cream cone, but it wasn’t just the sweetness of the treat that caught my attention; it was the radiant joy glowing in their smiles, as if happiness itself had been carefully painted across their faces. I couldn’t look away. Their laughter, light and carefree, danced through the air, and their footsteps seemed to float rather than fall. Watching them, I felt a warmth spread inside me, a gentle pull at my heartstrings, and before I knew it, I was smiling too—sharing in their simple, beautiful moment. In that instant, the whole day transformed. It felt richer, softer, filled with a quiet magic, as if their joy had quietly seeped into my soul and made everything around me a little brighter, a little more alive.

I'm touching grass y'all!

I should put "lived with 3 brothers" on my resume

A stray cat scratched me once,not out of cruelty, but because she refused to be left alone on the cold, unforgiving pavement.

Maybe that cat and I aren't that different.

wondering why everybody is staring at me (they can all hear the song I'm listening loud and clear...)

two cookies and a coke...living the dream

It's bold of you to even assume I slept in the first place

I'm going to either hold a grudge or a gun

You will eventually morph into your mother or father

Listen you can un-emo that dude in your function! I believe in your un-emo capability

And that's how I met your father,kids

why do i have the anger issues of an alcoholic 57 year old man who's wife doesn't love him

Rich ppl are sooooo stupid

I was born with unbounded hunger and an inconceivable desire to want more in the pits of my stomach, no amount of trivial grazing comfort will be able to tame me. It's all or nothing