Hot girl's have red and sleepy eyes.

I just want someone with a drunk tongue and sober mind

imposter syndrome?

Hate is real cuz I'm real

What the fuck is a talking stage merge souls with me rn.

Me and who?

Life update:

How come you never push people's button when they have one?

back where i belong. (in bed,helllllllllo~ world)

You bring the yapper side of me

Live laugh love smoke drink yawn yearn die

Do we really have adhd tho?
or are we just fun and unhinged…

“You can't even dream
a whole dream, can you?”

Idk how to hold a spoon, offer me a knife and I will lick it all over.

Atp I have a whole radio station in my head. I can hear any song I want.

How long til I stop loving a ghost that doesn't even care enough to haunt me?

It's not weird to call your professor on a random Sunday and be like, "The whole world is an illusion! The government did us dirty, and we're living inside a hologram!"

worst-case scenario, he thinks I'm crazy and gives me a failing grade. Best-case scenario, he reveals himself to be a secret agent and we team up to expose the Illuminati. Either way, it's going to be a way more interesting semester than I was expecting.