We don't get 'Bonita' we get stressita

lord please give me the strength to steal an i9 64gb ram laptop

so a power nap is a second nap where you lie down without sleeping

Would you even notice you have been demonically possessed with everything going on with you?

“I just read them for fun.”
“Dictionaries?”
“Yes.”
“That doesn’t sound like fun. That sounds awful.”
“Awful used to mean ‘full of awe.’ The same meaning as awesome. I learned that from a dictionary.” He blinked.
“See?” She said. “Fun.”
(Max Barry)

the psychological explanation for why you find more comfort in libraries than you did in your mother's womb-

Sadness is a poor, tired man, searching within us for a rib to rest his head on, away from the laughter of joy that awakens him.

i have a problem of creating problems when my life feels less problematic

Whatever I do, it's in the name of science!?!

I'm pretty sure I just accidentally declared war on a flock of pigeons using a series of nonsensical emoji.

Am having a good time I forgot to hate on the holiday.

Arguing is my number 1 hobby and I despise people who hate arguments or they just simply say something to end it, how BORING can you be.

kinks include: disappearing, being unreachable by phone

"In this whisky world, im a cup of coffee. "

"Beauty means nothing to you,
You just want someone whom you can't devour that easily"

and perhaps the lake was created for the pebbles distorting it, stripping it of its right to be a mirror to anything.