my cat owner era when i’m tired of watching y’all posting cat content (i’m not i’m being dramatic) when is it my turn to be happy (i hate responsibility and i could never take care of another living being)

I'm actually allergic to pick me girls (girls who talk to boys 24/7 thinking they're besties but they're only making God disappointed and betraying their family's trust)

The deepest form of art-

i be just sitting at family gatherings and think about how I can ruin all of this by saying 2 words. Any suggestions?

Of course, she is a lazy perfectionalist and doesn't believe in "practice makes perfect"

Is taking action

I'm just sayin' we might die any moment so we need to abuse the 24hr we got yk
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Todo list be like(#simple): falling to the floor, jumping out the window, sliding down the wall, walking into traffic, setting my house on fire, punching a random stranger ,screaming on a mountain,accusing someone and throwing tomatoes at him

I breathe drama now move! You blocking the view

i love waking up to execution and internet shutdown news. Good times *vapeair*

Kafkawouldlikeradionheads

I'm having 'you shouldn't have come to know me like that let's redo the whole thing' episode

we're like a pair of matter and anti-matter particles. we just annihilate each other's intelligence

Enough about me let's talk about your cat

some people are just so effortlessly likeable it makes me nauseous jealous

Remember when they said the world was gonna end in 2012?yh I was waiting for that now. im attached to life

I'm old enough to understand how seasons work but it still shakes me to my core, like wdym it's getting cold and leaves are falling and nights are getting longer and then it will snow and then flowers will grow again and then it will get hot and we'll repeat the same cycle each year? Why can't i be like that!? And what season are we on T-T

life has been boring lately, kinda miss being manipulated and gaslit and lied to