When someone starts to cry and my heartlessness takes over and offers a glass of water(stay hibernated y'all 😭)

Ofc, the world revolves around me! If not, how am I always dizzy

I'm just afraid you would swat me like fly

I'm basically a method actor trapped in a never-ending improv show called "Surviving Adulthood."

Ah btw if you hate me or something pray for my death not my academic downfall please

We need weekends on weekends like, why are there too many chores and to-do lists

Will you ever see that broken vessel the same way after its broken?

We are officially married if I know how to spell your name correctly

You fall in love with someone who reminds you of yourself

When that one movie ends and you have to go back to your life

trying to figure out on a scale of 1 to 10 how normal sth is but i have a very vague notion of normal so i end up asking what's normal

Heartbreak is having to leave fluffy soft pretty stray cats who chose to cling on you

Accept my apologies out of the blue because I have done and said stuff I'm not proud of

I would definitely sing to 'Salvatore' on my death bed 🥀