Do you smoke pot because weed be cute together

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°• 🫗 Best Working Oreos Rizz ✨

🍪 Girl are you an oreo? Cause i wanna split you open and lick the good stuff inside

🍪 Your legs are like Oreo cookies I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

🍪 What's the difference between you and an Oreo? Nothing. I want to lick the filling from both.

🍪 You're the cream to my Oreo, love; without you, life would be utterly below."

🍪 Are you an Oreo from Metro Market? Because I feel a double stuff of sweetness whenever I'm around you."

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do you have 11 protons because you're sodium fine

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There's only one thing I wanna change about you, and it's your last name

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But i cant send u all of them,😏

It wil take lot of time...

So i m sending u just 1 joke...

"u r very beautiful"

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If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?

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👨: can you give me your or your mother's phone number?

👱‍♀️: why?

👨: because either way am gonna be your daddy😈


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Are you cryptocurrency? Coz I wanna hold you for so long.

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You know what i want the most in my life?

Yttrium Oxygen and Uranium

*for chemistry lovers😜, either you see the first letters or YOU😍

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How about you sit in my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

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💋 Hey girl if its up to me you will never fail a class
Because you will always get a D from me

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Are your pronouns she/her?
You should change them to my/girl.

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I'm not an organ donor but I'll gladly give you my heart

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Babe, are you a light switch? Coz when it's dark I want to turn you on

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