28,000 years old dildo

RIP bro

I'm like a ghost half the time, I'm just creepin' behind

A friend just sent me this I was thinking it could be a goose sleeping while standing? or maybe something else? what do you think?

https://www.reddit.com/r/cryptids/comments/uqtnp0/a_friend_just_sent_me_this_i_was_thinking_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3