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Our secret "18" back channel because we are better than that fake "17" anon charade...
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Imagine putting this much thought and work into a post pretended to have a dumb redneck cousin who is on your side... SMH
Forwarded from Brad Barton
I was talking w/Cousin Eddie the other day. Now Eddie is not what you'd consider 'edumucated' but he was blessed with a boatload of common sense. He told me - he said "Brad, to hear u talk, sounds like sum of dem folks who be gittin on your little talkin' show got a little thankin' problem! 🧠 Now u know Brad I don't know nuttin 'bout 'puters or politics and I ain't on fakebook or nuttin but I scribbled out a few thangs on dis here piece of paper for ya to share w/all dem thar 'puter peeps. Thought it might help 'em open thar big eyeballs." So here goes:
#1 - First off, all they gotta do is look up what dis Dr. Malone, creator of mRNA tech, said .... DUH! 🤷‍♂️
#2 - Why u thank Iver mek ten & dat HC17 😉 been all but outlawed when all they do is help people for 50 yrs?? 🤔
#3 - How come dat Brandon fella ain't concerned w/making sure dem folks coming 'cross da Rio Grande ain't got no shots?? 🤦‍♂️
#4 - Why they still thankin lil' kids need that shot when they got bout ZERO chance dying even if they don't take no medisen? 🙄
#5 - And last but most obvious, do they not know that over thar in Afrika they wuz 4 different presidents of der countries that got sassinaited in last 2 yrs?? ALL 4 of em had said they ain't forcing dem thar peoples to take dat der shot! Boom 💥... dey gone! 😲
Welp ... hopin that helps all dem thar smart people u dealin with cuz. It's like ol' Hank Jr. said Brad "Country folks can servive!" ya know .... 🤷‍♂️🤪
Hey everyone. I caught something and I am sick AF and can't keep nothing down. I'll be back when I don't feel like I'm dying and I can stay awake more than 5 minutes...
I'm sorry everyone. I typically don't get injured or sick or ever have to slow down much less take time off. But I feel like this is the most sick I've been in my life... trust me I would love to stream but I have to at least be able to control my bowel movements first. I'm so freaking miserable right now but I'll be better and can get back to the show soon hopefully
BREAKING NEWS:

Join us for the 1st Meat hammer Militia watch along night! We will meet here @ CBC time, 9 pm EST  We all crank up the  YT  channel of one of our favorite grifters to watch at home & chat with one another about it here.  We will announce which grifters channel at show time and provide a link
We are all missing Will and the CBC something fierce.  We're hoping this will help fill that hole.
Please join us!!
JeffB has new ballets not ballots... and to be fair he is a much more agile ballerina than he looks at his size...
Unleash the Hammers of MEAT!
Jeff and Mother had to go into full witness protection HAHAHAHAHAHA
BREAKING NEWS!!!

JEFFB Now Doubts TRUMP even EXISTS!!!
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Possibly NO PRESIDENTS or NO PRESIDENTS FEET Exists... New Report Finds
JeffB is lying some extent about his service. He claimed that the highlight of Thanksgiving was a George W Bush visit in AFGHANISTAN. That NEVER happened... He visited in March of 2006 and he spent Thanksgiving 2003 in Iraq but NEVER Afghanistan and Thanksgiving. In fact the March 2006 trip may have been the ONLY one he made as president to Afghanistan