i don't need a vacation. i need a new personality and a different set of circumstances.

no one has the right to oppress women!

i buy groceries like i'm a chef, but eat like a raccoon at 2 am.

society: "be yourself."
also society: "not like that."

may this week bring plenty of blessings for you.

compatibility is when you both want to leave, but no one wants to be first.

i pack for a trip the same way i live my life: i bring too much, forget the essentials, and stress about it the whole time.

she's okay. i'm okay.
we're both lying.

i swear to love you in cringe and in vibes, in flex and in hype.

i'm based on a true story.

barbers ask "what are we doing today?" as if i have a vision.

i have a photo from Pinterest and low self-esteem, like whaat?

the worst part of being self-aware is knowing exactly why you're acting like this and still doing it anyway.

when an admin writes "some people are not worth your time," they've already spent 3 minutes on those people. and they'll spend 5 more thinking about this post.

i don't miss people. i miss the idea of being around them.

i'm not afraid of commitment. i'm afraid of picking the wrong person and being stuck with them for 60 years.