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I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

- Bryan Mills, Taken
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

- Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory
Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I skipped the Emily Post chapter on how to introduce your mother to a hooker.

- Archer
We create our own demons

- Tony Stark, Iron Man 3
You gonna have to excuse my friend

- Jordan, The Wolf of Wall Street
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you.

- Dennis, Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The Love Formula: Add up the number of times you think about the lady each day. Subtract from the total the number of times you think about yourself each day.If the remainder is more lady, and less yourself, then it's love.

- Dr. Harry Wolper, Creator