Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
The Love Formula: Add up the number of times you think about the lady each day. Subtract from the total the number of times you think about yourself each day.If the remainder is more lady, and less yourself, then it's love.