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- Doakes, Dexter
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

- Moss, The IT Crowd
You know nothing, Jon Snow.

- Ygritte, Game of Thrones
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force!

- Bender, Futurama
Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy: a dinosaur.

- Homer, The Simpsons
Hey, proposition: first person to untie me—guy or gal—I will let him or her give me a handy. Come on, let's share the milk of human kindness!

- Archer
Life is effort and I'll stop when I die!

- Jerry Smith, Rick and Morty
Age is just a number, not a state of mind or a reason for any type of particular behaviour.

- Cecelia Ahern, Love, Rosie
Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light.

- Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Oh, shit. Look at that door, dude. See that door right there? The one marked 'pirate?' You think a pirate lives in there?

- Charlie, Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

- Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

- Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory
A morte é como o vento, está sempre ao meu lado.

- Yasuo, League of Legends
When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.

- Cersei Lannister, Game of Thrones
Intentions can be a fickle business.

- Finch, Person Of Interest
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

- Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind
“Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same..

- Thanos, Avengers infinity war
The world is a dangerous place, Elliott, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.

- Mr. Robot, Mr. Robot
Oh, shit. Look at that door, dude. See that door right there? The one marked 'pirate?' You think a pirate lives in there?

- Charlie, Always Sunny in Philadelphia
yabadabadoo!

- Fred Flintstone, The flintstones
It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity.

- Merovingian, The Matrix Revolutions