If you really need a mystery, I recommend the human heart.

- Harold Finch, Person Of Interest

I'm not gonna be buried in a grave. When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.

- Frank, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.

- Bane, Dark Knight Rises

A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion dollars..

- Ben Mezrich, the social network

Stop trying to hit me and hit me.

- Morpheus, Matrix

Oh, screw beautiful. I'm brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain!

- Christina Yang, Grey's Anatomy

Get Busy Living, Or Get Busy Dying.

- Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption

Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs.

- Cersei Lannister, Game of Thrones

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force!

- Bender, Futurama

Suprise, motherfucker!!

- Doakes, Dexter

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

- Moss, The IT Crowd

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

- Ygritte, Game of Thrones

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force!

- Bender, Futurama

Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy: a dinosaur.

- Homer, The Simpsons

Hey, proposition: first person to untie me—guy or gal—I will let him or her give me a handy. Come on, let's share the milk of human kindness!

- Archer

Life is effort and I'll stop when I die!

- Jerry Smith, Rick and Morty

Age is just a number, not a state of mind or a reason for any type of particular behaviour.

- Cecelia Ahern, Love, Rosie

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light.

- Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Oh, shit. Look at that door, dude. See that door right there? The one marked 'pirate?' You think a pirate lives in there?

- Charlie, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

- Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

- Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory