May the Force be with you.

- Han Solo, Star Wars

When a man learns to love, he has to bear the risk of hatred.

- Madara Uchiha, Naruto

It took me five tries.

- old lady, Maid

Pain tethers me to the world

- Finch, Person Of Interest

He's not coming back from that. That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.

- Archer

Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I skipped the Emily Post chapter on how to introduce your mother to a hooker.

- Archer

Your potato? You can't, like, own a potato, man. It's one of Mother Earth's creatures.

- Homer, The Simpsons

Oh ho, you're lucky a priest is taking me into the woods!

- Frank Murphy, F is for Family

I'm not fat. I'm cultivating mass.

- Mac, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

If you really need a mystery, I recommend the human heart.

- Harold Finch, Person Of Interest

I'm not gonna be buried in a grave. When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.

- Frank, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.

- Bane, Dark Knight Rises

A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion dollars..

- Ben Mezrich, the social network

Stop trying to hit me and hit me.

- Morpheus, Matrix

Oh, screw beautiful. I'm brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain!

- Christina Yang, Grey's Anatomy

Get Busy Living, Or Get Busy Dying.

- Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption

Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs.

- Cersei Lannister, Game of Thrones

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force!

- Bender, Futurama

Suprise, motherfucker!!

- Doakes, Dexter

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

- Moss, The IT Crowd

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

- Ygritte, Game of Thrones