I'm not gonna be buried in a grave. When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.

- Frank, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

We're two different people. We can't have the same left.

- Charlie, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

People can't do somethin' themselves, they wanna tell you you can't do it. If you want somethin', go get it. Period.

- Chris Gardner (Will Smith), Pursuit of Happyness

People can't do somethin' themselves, they wanna tell you you can't do it. If you want somethin', go get it. Period.

- Chris Gardner (Will Smith), Pursuit of Happyness

Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogie man or boogie men in the house!

- Homer, The Simpsons

No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

- Walter White, Breaking Bad

Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest. And like a forest, it's easy to lose your way...to get lost...to forget where you came in.

- Hattori Hanzo, Kill Bill: Vol.1

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

- Michael Corleone, The Godfather Part II

The eyes, Chico. They never lie

- Tony Montana, Scarface

I know it's not ordinary. But who ever loved ordinary?

- Joan Clarke, The Imitation Game

What can you give the world besides an iPhone charger?

- Alexander, Acid

I'm a-- full-on rapist, you know? Uh, Africans, dyslexics, children, that sorta thing.

- Charlie, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.

- Archer

May the Force be with you.

- Han Solo, Star Wars

When a man learns to love, he has to bear the risk of hatred.

- Madara Uchiha, Naruto

It took me five tries.

- old lady, Maid

Pain tethers me to the world

- Finch, Person Of Interest

He's not coming back from that. That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.

- Archer

Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I skipped the Emily Post chapter on how to introduce your mother to a hooker.

- Archer

Your potato? You can't, like, own a potato, man. It's one of Mother Earth's creatures.

- Homer, The Simpsons

Oh ho, you're lucky a priest is taking me into the woods!

- Frank Murphy, F is for Family