Another day another Doug

- Korg, Thor: Ragnarok

Hey, proposition: first person to untie me—guy or gal—I will let him or her give me a handy. Come on, let's share the milk of human kindness!

- Sterling Archer, Archer

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

- Roy, The IT Crowd

We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on...that's who we really are.

- Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

If you have no reason to be alive, it is the same as being dead.

- Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto

You met me at a very strange time in my life.

- Fight Club

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

- Homer, The Simpsons

I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

- Bryan Mills, Taken

I'm not gonna be buried in a grave. When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.

- Frank, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

We're two different people. We can't have the same left.

- Charlie, Always Sunny in Philadelphia

People can't do somethin' themselves, they wanna tell you you can't do it. If you want somethin', go get it. Period.

- Chris Gardner (Will Smith), Pursuit of Happyness

People can't do somethin' themselves, they wanna tell you you can't do it. If you want somethin', go get it. Period.

- Chris Gardner (Will Smith), Pursuit of Happyness

Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogie man or boogie men in the house!

- Homer, The Simpsons

No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

- Walter White, Breaking Bad

Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest. And like a forest, it's easy to lose your way...to get lost...to forget where you came in.

- Hattori Hanzo, Kill Bill: Vol.1

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

- Michael Corleone, The Godfather Part II

The eyes, Chico. They never lie

- Tony Montana, Scarface

I know it's not ordinary. But who ever loved ordinary?

- Joan Clarke, The Imitation Game

What can you give the world besides an iPhone charger?

- Alexander, Acid