But man, I see myself there
They should remember

Me on a random Wednesday night
(It was the 18th of November)

Oh my god you're so scary, embrace me

That's literally Jehad

I must admit my dear that you're not very attractive but I still prefer you

You see I'd never say that but it popped in my mind save that I don't even have a "dear"

He's tall, tall and faceless

Yes

Oh my god

So my friend told me that I care for people's look on me
And I insisted to know how she reached this concolousn
"You look around to make sure no one saw you after each move you make" she said

Damn

I didn't realize that it was THIS obvious

Me trying to look less wired ended up looking weirder

He was dumb enough