Su is fucking majestic

I just look at him and immediately start fantasizing about our children's hair colors

Stay delusional

Lunacy

Lunatic
(n.) a person who is mentally ill
dangerous or crazy, wildly or recklessly foolish

Literally me when I vent to ahmed

I be like screaming and shouting
And he's just staring and sighing

The best to be honest

*If you were ever to meet me in person*
(I'm obnoxious)

What a horrid life

I said, "I like Homer."
He said, "I love Homer"

يا رب أسألك يا ناصر المظلوم المبغي عليه إجابة دعوتي، فخذه من مأمنه أخذ عزيزٍ مقتدر، وأفجئه في غفلته، مفاجأة مليك منتصر، واسلبه نعمته وسلطانه، وأعره من نعمتك التي لم يقابلها بالشكر، وانزع عنه سربال عزّك الذي لم يجازه بالإحسان، واقصمه يا قاصم الجبابرة، وأهلكه يا مهلك القرون الخالية، واخذله يا خاذل الفئات الباغية.

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i’ve come to the conclusion that i
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
love tea

“Sleep, those little slices of death — how I loathe them.”
—Edgar Allan Poe