"not all that you enjoyed you have to excel"

If im keeping eye contact with you while u speak i didn't hear a single word u say

Pulling an all dayer is so much harder than all nighter☝️

Was i flirting
Was i saying my brain doesn't work normally
U decide

*drumrolls*

My cat turned 5

Her

And my family is sending all her photos in the gc😭

Im very very very jealous of people who still live in the same house they grew up in

143☝️

And then i go and remove your contact from the favourites calling list

Do u ever feel like dammn i wanna shower someone with all the love i have

But then i remember people suck my energy like a blood sucking leech

Chahe syllabus me ho ya na ho
Neet me to kuch aur hi puchega wo☝️

It's me and my massive forehead against these beauty standards

I get it
but yk why did god give us a big forehead because we deserve forehead kisses😾😭

Maybe in the future there's going to be a worse situation and im gonna ask god that please let me get what i want for once and he will
because this time that i asked for it to happen it didn't
(hopecore)

Everytime they play a new song on Spotify ads and i think to myself
Im going to be immune to this mid ahh song after it gets used in the bg of 100s of reels