Vlad just told me that "monkey business" is not about monkeys dealing business and dressing fancy suits... what a disappointment...

I got 15 freakin' parking tickets for parking in an illegal spot for almost a month.

Damn… really?

those 15 parking tickets changed me.

is this a face reveal!????

I'm a certified TelegramStar®

I feel so happy when it's revealed that my oomfies are not ugly gopniks balding

Oko†Chan oomfie boy circle!
We are pretty!
We are interesting >////<
and on top of all that
We are NOT balding!